What is Module Failsafe?
The plan module was conceived in 2012 to deal with the inevitable coming time of disaster and chaos. It contains:
1. One diamond engagement ring.*
2. Hotline to every dads' phone number in the world.
3. Portable time travel machine, a TARDIS will do.
4. Many, many prayers to God. And fasting. Yes.
Note: No courage is included, however, once this is activated, it is assumed there is a time pressure that might translate to courage.
*A 500-1000$ value
Break Only In Case Of Emergency.
The time is coming. >.<
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