Sunday, June 23, 2013

What is Module Failsafe?

What is Module Failsafe? 

The plan module was conceived in 2012 to deal with the inevitable coming time of disaster and chaos. It contains:
1. One diamond engagement ring.*
2. Hotline to every dads' phone number in the world.
3. Portable time travel machine, a TARDIS will do.
4. Many, many prayers to God. And fasting. Yes.

Note: No courage is included, however, once this is activated, it is assumed there is a time pressure that might translate to courage.

*A 500-1000$ value

Break Only In Case Of Emergency.

The time is coming. >.<

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