Friday, February 24, 2012

Proof of Intersecting Alternate Mirror Universes


Legends of doppelgangery has invaded the real world... in the life of Sam Garcia.

With this proof, I now firmly believe that the CollegePlus! people live in one universe, my youth group lives in another, and that I live in the Twilight Zone of both. And that they are two mirror images/doppelgangers of each. :P

*plays creepy music here*

For the purposes of this post, I will label the CollegePlus-inhabiting universe: Universe C+, and the other Universe HS.

EVIDENCE #1:
Jon David Bruegel (Universe C+)
Facts:
President of the Forums
Capitalistic
Christian
I work for him as a Statesman Independent Contractor.
He's my (CollegePlus!) grandpa! :D

John David Heisler (Universe HS)
Facts:
Self-Declared Dictator
Socialist-leanings
Atheist(former Christian?)
I've worked for him as a Advisor.
I do not have any relation to him. :P

EVIDENCE #2:
Beka Kelly (Universe HS)

Facts:
Short
Brunette.
Deleted me on Facebook.

Beka Le Torneau (Universe C+)
Facts:
Forgive me, but- short.
Brunette
Deleted me on Facebook.

EVIDENCE #3:
Jason Manion (Universe C+)
Facts:
CP! Coach
Lives near Columbus, OH
Has a picture of himself and Rick Santorum
Ohio State fan(?)

Jason Williams (Universe HS)
Facts:
(Assistant) Youth Pastor
Lives In Columbus, OH
Has a picture of himself and Rick Santorum
Michigan State fan

Creeped out, yet?

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